It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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