I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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