How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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