so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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