No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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