that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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