I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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