The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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