U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
now i know why i became what i already was.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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