So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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