I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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