hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
