i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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