you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I'm getting married
To pizza
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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