Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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