Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
whose parrot is this?
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
BRING THE BAGELS
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Randomize
