She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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