She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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