New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
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