FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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