We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
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