if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
what if I'm pregnant?
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i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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