So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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