you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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