I heard we made out
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
