some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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