please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
Randomize
