White coat. Heels.
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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