It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
You took a bar mat shot.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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