Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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