It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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