This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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