she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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