my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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