THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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