I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
You smell like stripper and shame
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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