the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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