my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Randomize
