Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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