i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
