Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
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