This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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