the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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