Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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