1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
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