So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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