Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
