Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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