Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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