I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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