dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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