this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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