You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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