Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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