she takes plan B like it's going out of style
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
